Don't ride your bike under the influence of stupidity... it's painful

On my way home from work I was talking on the phone and I tried to change gears with my other hand on the wrong handlebar. BAD IDEA. I am going to have some pretty awesome scars once this is over with. I'd post pictures of my wounds here but I don't think anyone actually reads this, and even if someone does, I don't think you'll want to see my raw, bloody elbow. It's pretty cool though.