Soliciting

The RAs (Resident Advisors) in this building are Vince and Erica and when my roommate and I were walking from the bike rack to our room, Vince runs up behind us:

Vince: Are you guys residents here?
(We obviously thought he was kidding)
Me: No
Vince: Are you part of an organization?
Me: No...
(he walks in front of us)
Vince: Oh man, I totally didn't recognize you guys, I thought you were solicitors. My glasses don't work very well at night.

In other news... we went to this downtown thing earlier where there was a band playing and they were handing out free stuff and one of the things we got was a bottle opener. Now THAT'S not suggestive at all.