Last night at dinner...

They have sample plates of everything sitting out so you can see what you want and I was looking at this pasta with some white sauce thing on it when this black woman comes and switches that plate to this other pasta with vegetables in it and the white sauce.

Me (as the woman walks away to set the plate down): That was the uncoolest thing ever.
Lauren: It's the same thing, it just has some color now.
Me (as the woman walks by again): I'm racist, I don't like color.

I was obviously referring to the food but the lady who switched the plates didn't know that...